Hi! Iâm kay, darling đ€Â a (cap) jupiterian â sagittarius rising, leo sun, virgo moon
years ago while studying environmental analysis, i realized that Earth is a divine being and FORCE in her own right, and all institutions are contributing to or complicit in her demise. i found solace in the dance she shares with the other planets, which exists before and beyond humanity, but has likely helped us to understand life nearly as long as weâve been bi-pedal. now the zodiac and the cyclesâthe revolutions!âare the lens through which i live my life.
i offer astrology and tarot readings. These offerings usually take place over Zoom. You can book a session here or on the calendar below!
if youâd wanna chat a bit first, you can schedule a free 20-minute convo to make sure we vibe, get an idea of what you wanna focus on, and talk through any Qs or concerns youâre coming in with: book a vibe check here!
iâm here for those who feel called to me for guidance in translating and understanding the infinite joys, wonders, and woes spelled out in the [solar] system we're born into. how they manifest on the groundâin our bodies, spirits, relationships, and histories.
revolutionary astrology
i offer one-off and consistent astrology sessions as either personalized study, flexible and tailored to your interests and needs. i began identifying as a revolutionary astrologer in 2024, and iâm now developing my own theories and practice for collective liberation. revolutionary astrology is a way of interpreting the planets for de-conditioining, re-indiginization, meaning making, and non-hierarchical connection. i use astrology to explore how we can, in the face of systemic oppression, connect with our uncorrupted truths, values, and destinies.
we're tapping into earth consciousness by way of the natal chart to understand the natural rhythms and cycles of the planet, so that we do not fear on any level the fight to divest from colonial heteropatriarchal capitalism and its vice grip on our lives.
these sessions are spiritual, curious, trauma-informed, and liberation-focused. my readings reflect my love of language, pattern-finding and meaningful conversation.
i use an amalgam of elemental, modern, evolutionary, mundane, psychological, synastry and intuitive tropical astrology in my readings, slowly integrating my study into sidereal astrology into my practice
âšÂ sliding scale for new astro clients is $111-222 (suggested price $157) for a 1.5 hour recorded natal chart session
âšfor Black and (non-white) Indigenous people, sliding scale begins at $44
one-off or series astro sessions
therapeutic astrology
if youâre interested in working consistently with me using astrology as a non-clinical therapeutic alternative, we can explore your natal chart with the depth it deserves!
some options for therapeutic astro can be:
âšÂ exploring your emotions and motivations
âšbringing a cosmic destiny down to earth
âšfollowing your personal transits in real time for intention & reflection
âšde-pathologizing and re-understanding a psychiatric diagnosis or neurodivergence
âšdiving into relationship issues
âšfostering authentic self-trust, self-worth, and self-understanding
âšdeconditioning from capitalist, patriarchal, and white supremacist values into your deeper truth
the sliding scale for returning/therapeutic clients is $57 - $222 for a 1 hour session (suggested price $111)
for Black and (non-white) Indigenous people, sliding scale begins at $22
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i am committed to exploring the de-pathologizing potential in astrology, and how we can use it to holistically understand ourselves without the DSM, which carries racist and violent implications.
relational sessions
Astrology is as relational as it is individual. Taking a look at two charts superimposed on the zodiac wheel (synastry chart), as well as a chart of the mid-points of each personâs chart (composite chart), we can get a deep understanding of how people interact, connect, and relate. Whether to gain insight into how we are making another feel, provide guidance in times of conflict, or integrate our differences, astrology can illuminate our unique perspectives and get us looking at our own narratives and journeys with a birds-eye view.
my current relational focuses are:
now, letâs talk charts:
reading additional charts (transit, progression, solar returnâor relationship readings using composite or synastry) is only suggested for folks who are familiar with their natal chart.
natal chart
All sessions include the natal chart. itâs a necessity!
Your natal chart is your cosmic fingerprint. Itâs a picture of the major players of the solar system at the moment you were brought into itâthe vibes that welcomed you, forever grounding your relationship to this incarnation. Using this map of and to you, we use this foundational chart to dive into how you relate to yourself, others, and the world at large.
transit chart
A transit chart is the current planetary landscape, or we can look at the sky for any significant moment in your lifeâpast and future. superimposed on your natal chart, we can check out how these planets are hitting your forever imprint.
progression chart
If you feel that you donât really identify with your natal chart, consulting a progression chart might be key. your natal chart is only the beginning of your journey; the planets are not fixed there, just as we are not fixed beings, remaining the exact same as we grow. rather they progress, or spiral, through the wheel as you age. a progression chart represents this slow and steady development. sometimes, major shifts occur, like shifts in your sun or ascendant sign, but your moon sign shifts every 2.5 years, indicating a different somatic experience and/or emotional life. thereâs so much to unpack when it comes to the progression chart, and itâs a useful tool for mapping ahead our lifelong growth.
tarot sessions
Astro and tarot come together in their elemental, archetypal, numerical and cyclical groundings.
iâve been working consistently with the tarot in my personal life since 2019, and Iâve done a few trainings over the years with Lindsay Mack of Tarot for the Wild Soul as well as the True Earth Org. Between these, the years of pulling for myself and others, and manyyyy books, Iâm happy to start offering tarot readings in a professional capacity!
I infuse my astrological learnings into my interpretations of the tarot, but what i love most about these readings is the room for intuition.
âšÂ sliding scale tarot sessions are $44 - 88 for a 45min session with as many cards as feel necessary!
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Frequently Asked Questions
Many questions can and shall be answered from perusing our Boundaries and Guidelines doc!!
Where do I start?
You can go straight into booking a bbyâs first sesh or a free vibe check to see if working together feels good to us both.
Where do I fall on the sliding scale?
Identify where you currently stand when it comes to these green bottles!
If youâre in tier 1, feel free to pay less than the suggested compensation amount for your session or offer a trade/barter in lieu of financial payment.
If youâre tier 2, please do pay the suggested compensation for your session.
If youâre tier 3, please pay at the high end of the sliding scale! Doing so supports OUR (kay and ejâs) moving out of tier 1, and keeps it possible for us to offer low-cost services to those who arenât financially privileged. And take note that those with the most wealth are often the most likely to underpay for services. Subvert the narrative, friends <3
If the sliding scale isnât accessible to you, everyone is welcome to offer a barter or trade for consideration to fully or partially take place of monetary compensation.
Can I gift a session to someone?
Yes! The best way to do this is just by covering the cost, as folks tend to like having time to think of questions, and of course I will need their birth info ahead of time!
Can I record these sessions?
Yes, recording is encouraged! You can record directly onto your device and save it indefinitely!
How long have you been doing this?
i began studying astrology in 2014, tarot in 2020, and offering readings in a ~professional~ capacity in 2021.
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can you tell me more about your lens?
yes! i find my practice currently sourced in
my worldviews: ecowomanism, anti-imperialism, disability justice, healing justice, masking as community care!
my somatic experience: chronic illness, a menstrual cycle
my education: environmental analysis, the politics of agriculture, disability studies, critical race theory
my training in: trauma-informed care, survivor advocacy, Black emotional + mental health, tarot
my personal study: embodiment practices, harm reduction & drug use
my lovestyle: (solo) polyamory, relationship anarchy, community care
my travels: across six continents and 25 countries with a fraught mission of de-conditioning my American indoctrinization
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